This is a really old collection (think floppy disks). Still, most are hilarious and I continue to use a select few. Your solution to drab, boring emails!!!
My current favorites
- Death to all fanatics!
- I don’t care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!
- Jesus is coming, look busy
- Jesus Saves — passes to Moses, shoots, SCORES!
- It’s not hard to meet expenses, they’re everywhere.
- An egotist is a person with no taste; more interested in himself than in me.
- I think, therefore I am. I think.
- The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
- “Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes!”
- Feel lucky???? Update your software!
- If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
